muditch

Good

That kick he done, that was muditch!

by Pandasaurus October 10, 2020

Maurits

Omg his penis was so big i wanted to suck it so bad.

Maurits is so hot

by PerseusNeter March 14, 2023

maditate

pout, stare silently, refuse to talk, ruminate on injustice,

you call it pouting, i call it maditating.

i might apologize after i maditate on it for a while

by CassandraComplex January 25, 2010

maudite

An amazing beer designed to destroy the weak, sending them straight to hell. It's also got a pretty high alcohol content.

Fuck to many maudite, I'm dying here.

by Aindriahhn February 3, 2010

Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

Maudia

A pretty girl with a beautiful smile who is very funny and makes many people laugh, can be antisocial at times but is friendly most of the time.

Maudia is so funny!

by Joke44 September 25, 2018

Puta Maldita

Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.

Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016