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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

A play to run on girls to get the business.

1st: Have an ability in website design and think of a unique fake name. Have you got yours? Good!
Now when you get to the bar look for a girl with a really nice phone. Approach her with confidence and repeat your fake name often. Now when you leave she will go on her phone and do an internet search of you, where she'll see......

a series of fake websites talking about your many feats in being a billionaire, global balloon trekker, and being told by doctors that penis reduction surgery isn't an option.

give her some time then approach her again and ask if she would like to have coffee.
by lesbihonestttt June 9, 2013
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Material Gworl

Freddy: C'mon Gregory tie your shoes we're leaving
Gregory: I don't have shoe laces though-
Freddy: You don't have shoe laces?
Gregory:Nah
Freddy: Are those..Velcro straps?
Gregory: MATERIAL GWORL
by MaterialGworlGregory February 4, 2022
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The Only Truth that Matters

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters
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Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.
I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.
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Mater

A tow truck that in the World of Cars represents a loyal friend to Lightning McQueen and a good hearted person, but in the real world if you saw him you would be reminded of a drug dealer or homeless pedophile.
Lightning McQueen: Hey there Mater, wanna go Tractor Tipping?
Random Car in the “real world:” Get the fuck away from me rusty rapist
by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021
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Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC)

A devise one must insert into their rectum upon learning the secret of the space-time continuum, whereby the mental energy required to process these thoughts outweighs that of gravity itself; and creates an unstable void in our very universe. The anti-matter suppository capsule combats this with copious amounts of radiation.
*smoking weed alone in basement:

hits large bowl; *thinks about the origins of the universe

*universe begins to impode upon itself
*sticks Anti-Matter Suppository Capsule (AMSC) in rectum
*all is as it was... except now incredibly high
by xavier wells June 12, 2012
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midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms
The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time
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