A man who gets no bitches (real), can't rhyme orange with banana, and blocks everyone he knows due to his addiction to drugs
Matias go get some bitches
by Matias hater 12 April 5, 2022
Get the Matiasmug. Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't
Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't
Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!
by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017
Get the matias fernandezmug. He is the most hottest person in the world. He is just so nice. He gives you butterflies whenever you see him or talk to him.
by inlove31 May 17, 2022
Get the Matiasmug. Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!
by Matias Martina May 14, 2015
Get the matias martinamug. A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.
Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
by Fine Editor November 23, 2021
Get the MATIASmug. A bad ass bitch who don't take shit from no one also one of my bestfriends. She will fuck you up so take a step back before you throw hand's with her !
by Hey thete September 2, 2017
Get the kassandra matiasmug. by Bruhgirl2000 November 21, 2021
Get the Matiasmug.