MATIAS

A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.

Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*

Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.

by Fine Editor November 23, 2021

Matias

Very sexy guy that will end up with a handsome guy named christian lee bryant.
trust.

Matias: hey christian
Christian: I love you
Matias: I love you too!

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

Matias

Louis girl

Louis is that Matias?
Yes it is

by strong sexy guy with ahugedick November 22, 2021

Matias

lindo precioso hermoso te amo <3

matias te amo <3

by ameewe November 21, 2021

Matias

Matias someone from you should keep a big distance.

Girl1: oh is That matias?

Girl2: yes ! Lets go get somewhere else

by Bruhgirl2000 November 21, 2021

Matias

Big dick, period, the best acting at making love. Once the sex master does his amazing work, the lady will remember forever that amazing, wonderful night. Anybody will be lucky to have him, but in bed it's too good. The average size of his dick is about 10 to 18 inches on average.

Today in bed you were like Matias, so amazing.

by anonymous November 22, 2021