Sparx maths

Literally a dystopia. Teachers only sign up for it if they just want students to suffer, stress, even to the point of depression. I am not joking. You have to write down every fucking question and get checked randomly. You have to get every fucking answer right to even have an acceptable homework done. whoever created this was either satan, Hitler, or the embodiment of the 🤓 emoji. Or all three. If your teacher signed you up, your teacher is an awful person. Oh and you’re not allowed help from anyone because that would damage your learning apparently but in reality all it does is get you stuck permanently. I unironically think that the person who made this should either rot in the darkest pit of hell, or should be sentenced to death for child abuse and forcing children through stress.

Person 1: I hate sparx maths
Person 2: a person with common sense, I see

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware June 30, 2022

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mathimathz

the dominant undying love of two mathletes, affection cannot get any closer than that.
serves as proof of newton's third law, as for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction which is a telling sign that the relationship is going to be together forever and can easily be commemorated.

hints of mathimathz often show up when one calls the other with a nickname ending in -ie (i.e. "cutie")

A: Yo wassup did you hear about mathimathz?
B: Uh naw wtf is that? Another one of those math competitions?
A: Breh are you serious? Do you just live under a rock? Everyone knows that Kevin and Hanna are each others' "cornie" and "kevie", and nothing in the universe will ever stop their unconquerable mathimathz, aren't they just sooooo cute?
B: Omg that sounds so adorable!

by mathicorn February 19, 2021

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Mathilde

She is an amazing girl she is deadly beautiful but she doesn't use it against people every guy she knows has a secret crush on her she is smart and classy if you know her or date her you are a very lucky person her smile is one of the most beautiful ones. Every time you see her you should feel happy .She has one of the best personalities she can easily keep your deepest darkest secrets, you can trust her with your life.she is usually very hyper. she is also very popular

Omg mathilde is coming!!

by Ms emma June 15, 2017

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Mathspace

A site online for learning maths that you use in junior high school. It is the rot of all evil and is hated by every student to suffer through its existence. It features unsolvable questions, retarded formulas and hints which are absolutely useless. The site is at mathspace.co, and is literally Hell on Earth.

Teacher: We have some work today on Mathspace
Student: dies

by thecrazycatten March 24, 2020

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