Ed Matthews

The biggest stud in the UK

Did you see Ed Matthews dropping some serious game on those milfybundalengers g

by @Grant_mcl1 January 17, 2022

Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

Matthew Borg

Chuck Norris' true name. Rumours say that if you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

No one dares to call Chuck Norris by his true name, Matthew Borg.

by the_professor_ December 28, 2011

Clay Matthews

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.

by PTP1 January 20, 2011

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

Matthew Perrydox

When celebrities are referenced in one part of a fictional work, and then appear in another. Best known for Matthew Perry in the West Wing, who was referenced as a famous actor in one episode, and then guest starred as someone else in another.

The fact that Donna knew who Matthew Perry was, but didn't think Joe Quincy looked like him is a Matthew Perrydox.

by Donna Moss December 19, 2010