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Raunchy Mashed Potatoes 

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy 

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.

balls like mashed potatoes 

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Turkish mashed potatos 

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.
1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!