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big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.
I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes
by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017
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Mustarbating

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.
Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.
by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006
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masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much
ne u cyber? i "masterbate"
by Wigga May 9, 2003
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masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.
"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"
by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016
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masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs
I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me
by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016
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Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.
I am happily masterbatingly single.
by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015
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mastaurbating

Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'
It's masterbating, not mastaurbating!
-UNKNOWN 2016
by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016
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