Malumpcious

A fancy way of saying thicccccccccccc.

My, my, you are looking QUITE malumpcious today, sir.
Thank you, my dignified peer.

by PATUdaPenguin July 19, 2018

Marmalade Mussolini

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.

Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

by Mister Methane June 8, 2019

Marmalade

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)

by altothevin October 18, 2009

Marimba

One of the largest mallet percussion instruments, which is made of wood and often synthetic material. One of the greatest instruments of all time.

I learned how to play "Yellow After The Rain" on marimba during my second year of percussion.

by FrozenLemonade December 19, 2005

Majumdar

Your wingman and smartest friend. Someone who offers incredibly detailed and poignent advice about what you should do to be even more awesome than you already are, because you are awesome. Majumdar totally agrees that you're awesome. Totally. Also he'll help you make a good salad or defeat rivals. Basically, with the aid of Majumdar you can't die, and he can't die. Awesome. Totally.

Perhaps a friend of yours: "I can't believe George Bush was president for eight years!"

Perhaps another friend of yours: "It's not that surprising considering his Majumdar was Karl Rove."

Perhaps yet another friend of yours: "I approve of your conversation gents!"

by Fr. Buddy Mcfun February 17, 2010

Maram

She’s taken

I wish I can have maram but she’s taken

by Marams man June 3, 2019

Marmadouche

An escalated version of the term douche or douche-bag. Origins from the comic strip Marmaduke because it is super lame and dumb.

Dude Jeremiah is such a Marmadouche.

by Paladin3005 March 5, 2012