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married without a ring

A rare occurrence when a couple (usually under the age of what is considered the "average" marital age-this can vary as various people choose various times to get married(in this instance, something like 17-18 years old)) is very close together, to the point of being like a typical married couple. This kind of relationship involves actual Love, as opposed to mere lust.

Such a relationship is indescribable, except for being impossible to break up.
fred: have you heard about Ivan and Jill?
fred #2: yeah, i know... i thought they were just dating, but have you seen the way they are together? its like they dont give a sh*t about anything else...
fred: they must be married without a ring or something...
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Married to the ave

When one is so consumed with working the street, (i.e. slinging dope etc), that it is like they are married to the street.
by Yaaaaaaaaay Area January 15, 2009
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marred up

My car is all marred up.
by chelmarieee March 31, 2008
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Married Man Syndrome

The next step after Whippedman Syndrome, it's symptons include all that are outlined in Whippedman Syndrome, however the usual and fairly consistant electronic communications from the affected male turn into only one communication a year; christmas cards. This is occasionally and sparatically follwed by postal communications regarding births, baptisms, graduations, 21st's and finally weddings, thus continuing the cycle for the next generation.
Me: "Man, Sharky's case of Married Man Syndrome has cleared up since Casey dumped his arse, but im not going to hang out with him, the douche hasn't spoken to me in 5 years."
Ryan: "lololol"
by Hunterz January 19, 2007
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married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007
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maid married man

A guy who doesn't consider it cheating if his wife is in a lesbian relationship. Lesbians might find true love
at a gay bar, but they might find a married straight woman who is just an extension of "Maid married man".

Maid Married man uses his wife to bait potential lesbian Robin hoods and also to disappoint straight women. Maid married man is different from a player/cheater in that he's obtaining action only by proxy through his wife. Maid married man is an expert at bait and switch tactics.
Everything was fine until maid married man wanted me to make out with his girl. Avoid him, that maid married man will have you playing Robyn Hood before the second date. She doesn't have a boyfriend, she's in a relationship with maid married man.
by Wabe1 March 15, 2019
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Go Get Married

When same sex marriage became legal in the state of Iowa, this term became widely used to offend people.

Instead of using the normal version of "You're gay" and "Eat a dick faggot" this term adds sophistication to the insult.

This insult is generally only used in states where same sex marriage is legal.
"Hey man what are you doing?"
"I'm just fixing my hair real quick"
"Wow dude go get married"
by Concerned Iowan April 3, 2009
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