principle of evil marksmanship

Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.

The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.

by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017

Dirty Marko

When a guy cums in a diarrhea filled ass and slurps the juice. Kinda like chocolate milk.

Guy 1: Last night i did a Dirty Marko with this chick!
Guy 2: I thought it was called chocolate milk
Guy 1: Chocolate milk is with normal poo, this one is with diarrhea

by LittlePeepeeDrinker January 2, 2022

Marko

Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you, if he loves you. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.

Never leave a Marko out of your sight.

by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018

Gay marko

It is a kid named Marko that makes a diss track on his class and rapes other boys

Gay marko is a hoe

by Anonymous 61735273526 December 31, 2019

mackometer

A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).

Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.

This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.

Big Country: *quickly assembled mackometer at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!

Padilla: Shut up!

Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.

Padilla: Fine...

by Padilla November 29, 2006

marko jaric'd

someone who gets a girl way out of his league.

Vuk totally marko jaric'd his girlfriend. she is way out of his league

by johnnyhman April 1, 2009

Markmas

Markmas:A holiday that has cancelled out Christmas. Markmas comming from the word Mark To make a Mark on life in this case. Markmas lasts 7 days from the 18-25 of December.

"We celebrate a real holiday like Markmas"

by Marek April 24, 2004