duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

makalakachimba

in other words to go screw yourself

by Gio prieto May 6, 2003

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

Marklar

a noun
anything, anyone, anyplace
used on southpark (starvin marvin in space)

welcome to marklar. i am marklar. i am the marklar.

by Emily Is My Name Fo Shizzle July 21, 2003

Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

Mackala

A wise young person that is also very fun to be around. She is very good with kids and pretty much good with every age group there is. This person is very funny and you can always be entertained when they are around.

I met a new friend Mackala, she's freakin' awesome

by jzzands July 21, 2011

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005