Manwich Table

A table at which you eat manwich, play board games, and put innocent young children in chokeholds, often resulting in them kicking your knees.

Y’all wanna go sit at the manwich table?

by manwich enthusiast May 28, 2020

noodle manwich

a noodle sandwich with multiple extra fillings such as ham, cheese, burgers, onions, lettuce etc.

dude! that's one massive noodle manwich!

I'd like to order a noodle manwich with extra cheese

by ratminandpesh May 16, 2010

Baked manwich

when a guy farts in someones face and than gets his salad tossed, refers to homosexuals

That fag had a baked manwich for dinner.

by Ricky March 5, 2003

dingleberry manwich

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich

those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

by hugh jassesss August 7, 2007

The Manwich

inverse of the standard threesome, with two women and a man. though this is less interesting for the man, as we have the inability to share. double penetration is generally frowned upon, so different entrances must be sorted out before the act. to keep the name, some choose to use canned sloppy joe mix in an odd fashion.

"joel and steve totally gave natasha The Manwich last night. it was gross. im never going to a barbeque again"

by D&D August 31, 2006

brain damage manwich

When a girl willingly lays down on her back while the dude sticks his ass cheeks on her face (facing her feet), and then titty fucks her from above. In this process the girl usually experiences a massive headache because the rough riding.

I broke Candy's nose after giving her a brain damage manwich.

by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

Can of Manwich

Having a big, thick piece of man-meat; a huge penis.

I am so sore from last night! Jaacee tore my pussy up with that big Can of Manwich.

by jaacee August 22, 2006