A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.
Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
by Layssiege February 10, 2010
Deceiving millions of people into thinking that your imaginary girlfriend died and then lying about it to the media to try and generate publicity.
by nanananananananana Batman January 17, 2013
by Angry Token Office Guy September 29, 2006
by Reverse Mantis Man June 20, 2018
Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
by funky rabbi December 01, 2011
1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.
2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.
2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.
1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.
2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.
2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.
by Philonoesis December 31, 2013
by Stephanie Ellis September 11, 2005