A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.
Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!
by Layssiege February 9, 2010
Get the Preying Mantismug. Deceiving millions of people into thinking that your imaginary girlfriend died and then lying about it to the media to try and generate publicity.
by nanananananananana Batman January 16, 2013
Get the The Full Mantimug. by Angry Token Office Guy September 29, 2006
Get the manty linesmug. by Reverse Mantis Man June 19, 2018
Get the Reverse Mantismug. Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
by funky rabbi December 1, 2011
Get the Farting Mantismug. 1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.
2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.
2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.
1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.
2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.
2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.
by Philonoesis December 31, 2013
Get the Manti Te'omug. by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005
Get the manty linesmug.