A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

manky minge

a fanny that looks like its been turned inside out

person1:i was gonna have sex with this lass last night but she had a floppy fanny
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge

by u all suck September 6, 2006

Manky Manny

When one has gone HAM on a night out and is absolutely sloshed! They find themselves asking anyone and everyone if they have pissed themselves.

Manny: Yo Ronald!
Ronald: Yo?!
Manny: Be real with me for a sec..
Ronald: -
Manny: Did I piss myself?
Manny: DID I PISS MYSELFFF!!
Ronald: !!!

Manky Manny: It is quite a manky sight so be careful round Manny, cause he long gone.

by AnonAnonAnonForgottenandGone August 6, 2020

Manky hanky

Large labia about a lady's underside, in a similar ilk to wizards sleeve albino fruitbat or badly packed kebab

Man, I know its winter and everyone has a runny nose, but even so, she had a proper manky hanky.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

Manky Flipper(s)

When you find an old, used, crusty or soggy flipper in a change room/ swimming pool bathroom that has clearly been disowned and will not be missed. Could also refer to an ashy dick.

Oh no, I found another manky flipper!

A soggy or crusty flipper(s) that is described as a manky flipper(s)

by mankyflipper April 18, 2018

Manky

Ship name for Maria and Franky

Friend 1- What’s your favorite ship?
You/Me- MANKYYY

by anonymousgirlontheinternet December 22, 2021

manky finger nail

Manky finger nail:

A finger nail that has gone black due to bruising.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Guy2: Which ones Jimmy?
Guy1: Oh you know, he's the one with the manky finger nail.

by JP1996 August 17, 2018