Manheim

A quiet, wigger-infested town of about 5000 in Lancaster County. Where the most interesting event is the farmshow.

Not Manheim Township, I'm talking about the orginal Manheim. Home of the all-powerful budget-consuming Baron football team.

Kid 1: Yo D00Dz letz go 2 da Oasis n smoke up!
Kid 2: Naw man, dat place iz lyke full of hookerz.
Kid 3: W0rd Z?

Person 1: Hey, want 2 go 2 Eric's prty? It's gonna b crzy!!!
Person 2: D00d, da Farmshow's dis week.

Kid 1: Lyke, where d0 u live?
Kid 2: In da ghetto of Charlotte Street, dawg.

Kid 1: Hey, want to go to the golf game on Saturday?
Kid 2: Screw dat, Baron's go 2 states on Saturday, dawg.

by Emma January 6, 2005

Manhattan, Il

It sounds of the class of New York, but with none of the style or substance. Manhattan, IL is a geographical oddity, where one can pee in another's front yard, and claim it is to stop the advance of wildlife. One may also stumble upon Sasquatchish people, bowhunting in their front yards, and typically wearing novelty slippers. The lawns are burnt from many an inflatable pool or pup tent, as are the driveways from many a cardboard bonfire on a windy night.
The mayor wears a visor, the supermarket is Berkots, and the water has enough iron to kill a rhino....
Ah...it has to be Manhattan, IL!

Hey, where is it legal to build an outhouse in your backyard?
In Manhattan, IL

by Beggarsplash September 8, 2009

Manhood

1. The state of being a fully mature man, as opposed to boyhood.
2. Having Manly qualities.
3. A man’s virility/potency in the bedroom.
4. (archaic) A group of men, especially all the men of a country.
5. Another word for a man’s genitals; usually his penis.

1. Young spartan men had gay sex to develop into manhood.
2. A dominant display of manhood.
3. I fucked for 2 hours thanks to my intense manhood
4. Britain's young manhood went off to war
5. She worships my manhood.

by Colonel H. Stinkmeanor tha god June 22, 2019

Manhattan

Home of the worst traffic on earth.

Beep Beep Motherfucker!

by discharge June 5, 2004

manhattan whitefish

The act of removing a condom after intercourse, turning it inside out, and slapping the female participantin the face with it.

Susie: Tommy! Now I'm gonna have to wash my face again after that manhattan whitefish you gave me!

by Rodney Simmons October 5, 2007

manhoe

one who pollenates every flower but his wife's

Lady your man is such a manhoe.

by southern_carley1962 May 18, 2010

manhattan

1. The greatest city in the world. If you can survive here, you can survive anywhere, although once you've made it to New York you never want to leave.
2. A brilliant film by Woody Allen.
3. The center of the universe, and the best pizza on Earth
4. A tasty alcoholic beverage.

1. I am from Manhattan. Worship me from afar.
2. I just saw 'Manhattan'. The soundtrack is beautiful.
3. Manhattan pizza kicks the rest in the nuts.
4. She drank 8 Manhattans, and that's why she's currently vomiting in her purse.

by CigaretteGirl May 3, 2005