Maldiva syndrome

Maldiva syndrome is where you judge how good a class is based on the damage output on details / recount.

Jacob thinks warrior is the best because of how much damage dekel did on the meters. Dekel is just stat bug abusing, this guy clearly has maldiva syndrome.

by Cman_muncher69xx November 9, 2020

Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

by Saitacha January 11, 2020

Maldevera

A kick ass thrash/death metal band from Dallas, TX.

Tom: Did you go see Maldevera last night?

Jeff: Hell yeah, they killed it!

by deBubbleTrousers October 20, 2011

[malditas drogas]

Spanish for "damned drugs"; similar to WTF. Said when someone says/does something stupid/random/WTF-worthy.

Guy: *singing when he thinks no one's watching*
Other Guy: *shaking head* "Malditas drogas."

by zomfgface January 18, 2009

Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage

Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.

by 55Airframes October 24, 2011

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Maldism

Religion, based on the concept that mald is forever and is the only constant of life upon which the rest of the universe resolves. Maldism believers are called malders and their leader is Bumpaah, king of mald.

Maldism is not a wave, trend, or a movement. This shit's a whole earthquake-caused-tsunami.

by BumpFan69 June 30, 2021