malachy

very creamy

"that boy malachy turns me on"- mrs whitehead

by pedophile 123 February 4, 2020

malachi

this boy is crazy ,loving , caring ,goofy but sometimes doesn’t realise how lucky he is he often makes careless mistakes his mind gets distracted at points often at other girls away from the girl he should be looking at (his girlfriend or boyfriend ). he is a great sports man never would hurt a fly tough

malachi :is my new boyfriend oh he wouldn’t hurt a fly

by definition gang November 3, 2019

Malachi

An average height insensitive black kid who will roast the crap out of you and not care how you feel. He is very smart though and is good at debating but don't trust him too much. He could use your problems and secrets against you at any time and he will. He is a trustworthy person though. Can't cook but claims he can. Is not funny but claims he is.

Who is that kid who keeps roasting everybody?
Omg, that is Malachi. Stay away from him.

by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020

Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

Malachi

A gay but that only want to suck dick whenever he gets the chance to he love boys but also likes girls doesn't know what to do in life.

Hi I'm gay and I'm Malachi

by Mr.longdick May 14, 2017

malachi

he’s lowkey kinda gay but he is straight

bro 1: you malachi is sooo gay
bro 2: nah he gets coochie any day bruhhh

by c00chiedestr0yer69 December 8, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He is loving, loyal ,overprotective and kind. Yes you may have your up and downs with him but he still loves you. You will fall deeply in love with Malachi as the days go. When he walks into a room you know it’s a party.

Malachi is the best

by Pickles in a jar February 20, 2020