sandwich making workshop

After kindergarden, the only necessary schooling for a woman in order to live a successful, meaningful, and productive life.

Dave: Have your wife make us sandwiches now!
Bob: My wife doesn't make sandwiches.
Dave: Are you serious? What good is she then? She obviously wasted he time in high school and college and neglected a sandwich making workshop.
Bob: Now that you mention that, your right. What was I thinking?

by women_make_them_men_eat_them April 20, 2010

making the cyclops cry

masturbation

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"

by Lord of Skeet October 4, 2012

Making Scrambled Eggs

Intercourse resulting in pregnancy; The mixing of male sperm and female eggs, causing a fetus to form.

"Did you hear that Brad And Stacey where making scrambled eggs last week?"

"Yep! It must have been a real shock to Stacy's parents when they found out she was pregnant"

by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020

making the brown rumble

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.

"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.

by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Making Noise

Doing something big. Making major moves.

1.Josh is making noise when he brought that Bentley Coupe and that mansion.

by Your damn cousin June 16, 2011

making eyes

To make eye contact in a way that suggests feelings of sexual attraction and asks the question, "we gon get it on tonight?"

Sally spent the whole evening making eyes at Stephen, so it was no surprise when they went home together

by Demi and Ashton April 12, 2008

making out

open mouth kissing usually with tongue, and occasionally groping between 2 individuals.

I made out with my girlfriend last night.

it was fun.

by andrew January 12, 2005