Magnums

A special size condom which is only available for those with a larger than life penis.
Comes in many flavors.
Many originates in Germany & Philippines.

"Woah, do we need to go to Germany tonight?"
"Gosh, I love the flavors on those Magnums!"

by Bhahahaha @ life. March 5, 2009

Magnum

Usually a really big condom

You know I need the Magnum for my ish.

by G.O.A.T. November 23, 2004

.460 Weatherby Magnum

Huge rifle cartridge used for hunting very big African game. Launches a 500 gr. bullet at over 2,500 fps with around 7,500 ft. lb. of force. High loadings have punishing recoil - about five times that of a .30-06. Factory loads cost over $7 per round, making it very expensive to shoot. Way too overpowered for any animal on North American soil. Definitely wouldn't hurt to have one if you were ever stuck on Isla Nublar or Isla Sorna from Jurassic Park.

If ever traveling to a dinosaur theme park, bringing along a big bore rifle, let's say, a .460 Weatherby Magnum or .50 BMG for example, would be a very good idea.

by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010

Marium

A really funny creative and great person to be friends with,really good in bed

one who is seemingly innocent. Mary is commonly known as a good girl, for example: the virgin mary ... however Mary is a bad girl who never gets caught.

person1: ...christian cheerleader? a Marium?!?!
person2: yeah, at practice and chruch is a goody good... but you should've seen her at the party.

by ghafnham August 29, 2010

Magnum P.I.

An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.

Did you see Bill's date? She had a Magnum P.I.

by PeterfromOttawa April 22, 2006

Magnum

A scrawny kid with a huge wang. A Magnum usually plays pansy "sports" like ultimate frisbee and bowling. Don't expect to see a Magnum out around the town at night because they usually go to bed at 10pm. This is because they are so tired from having to lug that huge mangina around all day. Even though Magnum's have large love sticks they usually strike out with the ladies, coming off as cocky and annoying. The cockiness usually develops from their knowledge that they are more "man" than the average joe.

"Really Magnum, put that thing away!"

by frisbeeisforchumps October 28, 2009

MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

The most powerful handgun in the world.

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.

by PeterTosh February 10, 2012