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Mector

A couple whose names are combined because of their inability to be their own person. They are always referred to as one person. megan and victor are always together and basically never do anything apart. They have few if any friends because they screw them all over and care only about each other. They were fine until they started dating. They are mostly rude and ignorant people.
person A: "why are you going to the party alone tonight?"

person B: "Mector ditched me. They'd rather go cuddle."

person A: "ew. typical."
by shootme. October 26, 2010
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macTard

mac•tard
mak-tard –noun

1.
having a tendency towards a blind faith in all products derived from falling off the Apple tree;
a dunce; blockhead; dolt.
2.
Psychology . a person of the first order in a new classification of mental retardation, slightly above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 50 to 75.
3.
mentally sheeple; showing serious tendency towards intellectual sheepleness, lack of independent thought; stupid; silly; absurd.
4.
condition including a chronic paradoxical reaction to the simple instruction to "think different".

Origin:
1983–85; earlier apple-dumbling < olde Frankish pomme-du-merde >

—Related forms
mac•tard•ly, adverb

—Synonyms
iSheep, iDiot, sheeple
That d-bag just spent another 750 bucks on a new iPhone4! What a macTard!
by dervishZ April 26, 2011
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Theres a fuckin McTornado in my stomach from that double cheesburger.
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“MACTORIAL” Yeah, he’s a Bum ‘ole

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