The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.
David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
by steveymac December 13, 2016
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1) To enter into an arena and get your groove on.
2) To seduce a girl with your presence and your oozing charisma.
3) The physical act of taking off your coat or over garment and placing it on the floor; being sure not to contravene any health and safety regulations.
1) To enter into an arena and get your groove on.
2) To seduce a girl with your presence and your oozing charisma.
3) The physical act of taking off your coat or over garment and placing it on the floor; being sure not to contravene any health and safety regulations.
1) I bowled in, saw the dance floor and simply proceeded to lay the mack down.
2) That girl was all over me, that's what happens when I lay the mack down.
3) I came in to the room, found an appropriate spot and thought this is where I shall lay the mack down.
2) That girl was all over me, that's what happens when I lay the mack down.
3) I came in to the room, found an appropriate spot and thought this is where I shall lay the mack down.
by Paul Bennett May 25, 2006
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By far the best Irish-born (he was raised in England) punk rock musician EVER. Don't dispute it; you looked him up for a reason.
Just youtube Shane Macgowan or the pogues; thou shalt be more than content. Dirty old town is an excellent song to listen to when drunk.
Tiocfaidh ár lá.
Tiocfaidh ár lá.
by streams of whiskey March 12, 2008
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Then, J Bizzle said ‘Let there be MACK’. (By solving y=∞/0)
And so Mack was born.
Mack then set to work: building the Mackverse.
On the first day, Mack divided the Mackverse into the land (for macking) and the sea (not for macking, except Antwerp harbour).
On the second day Mack split time into day (for recovering and honing of tactics) and the night (for macking, of course).
On the third day, Mack made women (mackable) and men (non-mackable).
On the fourth day, Mack divided the women into mackables (>5) and non-mackables (<5). Needless to say, there were far more of the former than the latter.
On the fifth day, Mack identified targets, naming them Macks.
On the sixth day, Mack prioritised his targets, whilst remembering that a Mack's a Mack.
And on the seventh day, Mack set to his heavenly work: MACKING. Henceforth from this day no girl was ever safe............
Then, J Bizzle said ‘Let there be MACK’. (By solving y=∞/0)
And so Mack was born.
Mack then set to work: building the Mackverse.
On the first day, Mack divided the Mackverse into the land (for macking) and the sea (not for macking, except Antwerp harbour).
On the second day Mack split time into day (for recovering and honing of tactics) and the night (for macking, of course).
On the third day, Mack made women (mackable) and men (non-mackable).
On the fourth day, Mack divided the women into mackables (>5) and non-mackables (<5). Needless to say, there were far more of the former than the latter.
On the fifth day, Mack identified targets, naming them Macks.
On the sixth day, Mack prioritised his targets, whilst remembering that a Mack's a Mack.
And on the seventh day, Mack set to his heavenly work: MACKING. Henceforth from this day no girl was ever safe............
There once was a boy with a gift
He pulled girls so incredibly swift
He simply said ‘Mack.’
‘Mack mack mack, mack mack.’
And began work on the holy night shift.
The 9 steps of the Mack, by Mack himself can be purchased from all good bookstores.
Note: Mack has never, will never, and can never fail!!!
He pulled girls so incredibly swift
He simply said ‘Mack.’
‘Mack mack mack, mack mack.’
And began work on the holy night shift.
The 9 steps of the Mack, by Mack himself can be purchased from all good bookstores.
Note: Mack has never, will never, and can never fail!!!
by MackedOff November 26, 2011
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May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
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