Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

Mackeesha

A kind-hearted person who will never allow friends/family to get hurt. One of the strongest people you can meet, and has probably gone through more hard times than you can count. No matter what, trustworthy, and will never be able to be insulted without shooting back a witty insult herself.

Person: "Dude, these people I thought were my friends just called me a controlling freak that is ruining lives one by one!"
Mackeesha: "Don't worry, just be yourself and forget about them. They are missing out on being able to call an amazing person as yourself a friend."

by Jarpoop March 26, 2013

Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

load makers

Noun. Slang. A womans genitals.

Boyfriend: I wish I was there to fondle with your load makers! Girlfriend: Wym? A woman’s genitals.

by B-rizzle May 15, 2022

Find The Markers

A game on Roblox which is a Very popular game loved by millions. A game Like Find The Little Guys And Find The Chomiks.

Example 1:
Find the markers are the best!
Example 2:
Please Find The Markers!

by Peepole! October 14, 2022