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Machine Gun Joe 

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!
Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!
Machine Gun Joe by castlehoff April 23, 2011

machine gun fellatio 

an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.
Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.

Machine Gun Kelly

Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”

Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”

Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”

Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”

Machine gun whore 

A person, who in FPS video games, can't kill anyone with an average Joe's weapon, and hence forth has to run around with a noob gun with 100 rounds, health injectors, grenades and mortar strikes. This ruins everyone's day.
Jon (Over mic): Hey you fucking noob you! Quit being an Machine Gun Whore!!!
Bill: Why? So you can fucking kill me for once in your goddamn life? Forget it!
Machine gun whore by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

Machine Gun Kelly

Machine Gun Kelly is Eminem's bitch
Machine Gun Kelly diss track
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your beard's weird
Machine Gun Kelly by fhwhshbs November 21, 2020

Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly
My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.