Muppet Neck

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Doom Muppet

A person who never brings any joy.

Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.

The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

muptard

A muptard is someone who is a cross between a muppet and a retard.

I can't believe you just did that, you muptard!

by Lil Bee June 12, 2006

Muphry's Law

Muphry's Law is the editorial application of the better-known Murphy's Law. Muphry's Law dictates that if you write anything criticizing another person's editing or proofreading, you will inevitably make a mistake of your own. Note that by definition, pointing out an example of Muphry's Law makes you in turn subject to it.

John: Man, Steve really needs to take some grammer lessons.

Bob: "Grammer"? Looks like you've just encountered the effect's of Muphry's Law!

by Zidewinder August 10, 2008

Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

Muppet

A right useless fuckwit.

Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet

by touchmywang October 28, 2014

Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

by stillrecovering August 28, 2018