spreading some mulch

The act of having diarrhea.

Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.

by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011

Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.

My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!

by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022

free mulch cult

Free Mulch Cult also known as FMC, is an internet group of friends. There is 6 active members in this group. Everyone is friendly to everyone.

"Hey have you heard of Free Mulch Cult?"
"Yeah, they are really chill and nice. I wish I was in their group."

by sealweeyee October 19, 2019

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.

Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!

by TioLeo December 4, 2022

Mulch

A tasty treat that can't be beat! Mulch gang for life!

"The lobotomy was a success! I am now a true mulcher!"

by I cant find a fucking username December 9, 2023

Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023