motard 

Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded

"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"

motard by Metaka February 1, 2003

motard 

motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.

"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."

motard by Teemo2001 August 17, 2008

Motard 

Retarded, stupid, imbecile. Combination of the word "Moron" and "Retard". Also French for "cycle". But mostly just used for dumbasses.

Man, that guy is such a motard.

Motard by Walter Paisley January 13, 2009

motard 

1. Someone who uses one of those motorised scooters to get around west end in Brisbane.

Dave you're a complete motard and you have a carp goatee.

motard by rybs May 24, 2005

Motard 

A combination of most and retard.

Usually said to help make things seem politically correct, and protect those molly coddled excuses of life.

Fred is such a motard. He should ride the short bus.

Motard by Anorexicbisch February 20, 2019

Motard 

A piece of poop with a hair on it

He left a motard on the toilet seat, it was fucking disgusting.

Motard by Jeffery Bicycle June 5, 2019

Motard 

Moron and retard put together

Omg that guy it’s a complete motard I swear

Motard by Real.crys March 29, 2021