The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

TNT Memento Mori

TNT-Memento Mori is a crew a RDR2 that supports a pedophile. The TNT part is an abbreviation for Trash n Terrible. Owner of the crew is TNT-MIKKIM_, but he hides like a pussy on alternate accounts.

TNT Memento Mori gets their ass kicked on RDR2 by other crews.
TNT Memento Mori gets slaughtered by Murphy’s Law and hides in the lobby from ML (Murphy’s Law)

by TNT-MIKKIM_ May 8, 2022

malo mori qaum foedari

Latin for: Death Before Dishonor

the translation needs no example

by Ali SK August 29, 2005

Funes Mori

Latin.

1 To spaff a player out of your team to then replace them the very next game

Citeh have West Ham next, you're going to regret spaffing Ags.

Doesn't matter mate, will just Funes Mori him.

by Tampon Tax January 30, 2020

Mory

A sexy man with a horse cock and is very rich - any females should give any mory some soul snatching immaculate mind boggling head this up coming valentines

Person 1 “woah dude he has a huge cock”
Person 2 “ yea what did u expect his name is mory

by 1999mo February 12, 2022

Mori Sleep

When you fall a sleep for a short amount of hours and your brain simply goes through your thoughts, in a state where you're conscious with only your thoughts while time feels faster

I've been dealing with some serious mori sleep lately

by LowJoe420 July 2, 2023

Să mori tu

Classic Romanian thing. You use it when you are not convinced of a thing your friend says and it means "Are you serious?"

Alex: "Bă s-au scumpit tigarile"
Cosmin: "Să mori tu"

by fellowromanian November 22, 2021