Morb

To masturbate while watching the movie Morbius

"My parents caught me morbing it was so embarrassing"

by Thatoneguy yknow? June 24, 2022

Morb

Used to describe a feeling of total unrivalled satisfaction.

Boy 1: Bro last night this girl totally morbed
Boy 2: I wish my girl morbed last night
Boy 1: you just haven't watched morbius enough bro

by Filo4444 July 4, 2022

Morbing

When you Morb.

"It's Morbing time!"
-Dr. Morbius

by Morber126 May 30, 2022

morbing

A transition from when morb to gorb. This ritual takes place with around 6 chimpanzees, it is hardcore sex where 3 extra holes appear for 3 extra chimpanzees they rub you in petrol oil, piss in your ass and bite your toe nails. It takes around 4-5 business days.

Random Jewish Guy: Hey other random Jewish guy! My mum said my bar mitzvah got cancelled so instead were having a morbing ritual , want to join?
Other random Jewish guy: Happily.

by Mysterious schizophrenic man November 29, 2022

Morbed

To be forced to watch Morbius (2022), usually at a much faster pace than the actual movie

Person 1: Have you seen @freshcoralblast on tik tok?
Person 2: Yeah, he morbed me the other day.

by Rumbleblast07 June 7, 2022

Morb Ob

A slang term for Morbidly Obese humans.

That woman is a Morb Ob.

by MrWinkyDinky69 November 28, 2023

Morb

1. Prefix: used to add positive emphasis to any root word.

2. Verb: to exert immense amounts of power, or transform; mainly a term referring to the marvel character morbius’s transformation sequence.

1. “I just saw morbius, it was pretty morbtacular”

2. “Holy crap, look honey! He’s beginning to morb out!”

by Quandalius dingledor III May 29, 2022