montange

The Mountain

Montange absorbs bullets like a mountain.

by titan_master_race January 28, 2017

Monkage

Randomness in it's purest form.

Cynicalgirl88's Dec. 3rd LiveJournal post.

by 9-Tipz December 3, 2004

heidi montag

Franken tits, as Perez Hilton calls her, a woman who is lost in the world, paid for her own voice to be put into a blender and spat out a over autotuned album. was so beautifull before getting 10 surgeries in one day. a sad sad icon of our gerneration.. ANYONE CAN BECOME A POP STAR.

Hey have you herd of Heidi Montags New Album??
-no. who the fuk is heidi montag??

by Bri Bri 123451234 December 16, 2010

montaea

A Montaea is a women capable of producing a stunning effect because she is the literal embodiment of the human ideal. When you see a montaea in person, you briefly experience a hint of humanity's greatest potential. You essentially receive a concentrated drug hit of life itself. A montaea is life, not in the sense that she is the meaning of life, but that she is the physical embodiment of life, the most utterly pure and concrete form of the abstract notion of what it means to be alive. It's an almost mystical experience in that it feels otherworldly. Montaeas, when seen in contrast with the unremarkable appearance of the average woman, seem almost to be heavenly creatures. A montaea can be, literally, intoxicating.

Dang, Angelique is the right combination of personality, confidence, and physical attraction. She's definitely a montaea!

by M A A M February 16, 2019

Ja'montae

A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have to guide you.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, he's the person that you haven't lived till you see him.

When i see Ja'montae bells ring like the sound of a moving truck backing up

by Lord_Flacko_Jay April 14, 2017

heidi montag

lauren conrad (of mtv's the hills)ex-best friend. she currently dates spencer pratt. their relationship is the source for the termination of lauren and heidi's friendship. heidi apparently works at bolthouse studios in l.a. as an event coordinator. she is from bute crest colorado and has a brother and sister.

during the summer of 2007 heidi under went a rhinoplasty and a breast enhancement. fortunately her cup size went from a negative A to a C. needless to say she was thrilled.

despite losing all of her friends for spencer pratt (who frosts his tips), she tries to seem confidant in life.

she makes for great drama on the hills, although this drama is probably not real.

heidi montag:we saw lauren and her abusive ex boyfriend jason at ketchup last night.
elodie (a co-worker):hmm..(not seeming to care) what did you do?
heidi:we sent over drinks to feel out the waters, you know?
elodie: no i dont know. you used to be friends with lauren, aurdina adn whitney. what happened whith that? you lost all of your friends?
heidi:uhh uah waht?
elodie:IT'S SO SAD.

by sconnie lady December 2, 2007

Montagecraftyt

A roblox rise of nations yter that is 10x better than everyone else and 100x better than alpha gamz and cringe jayjr,can also be called montage for short if wanted too

Person 1: Montagecraftyt is the best rise of nations yters

Person 2: ikr man he is the best

by SH_DOW January 14, 2021