Oven Mitting

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.

I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.

by CPTFantasDick May 27, 2014

smash that mit

having sex with a womans vagina really hard.

dude, when I get home I'm gunna smash that mit

by bossdaddy August 04, 2009

Wank Mit

A mitten used to aid masturbation. Often knitted from wool. A posh alternative to the wank sock.

Available in male and female flavours.

Tobias, my mom just found one of my wank socks and put her hand inside it!", "Dude, you really need to buy a wank mit, they're washable too

by WankMit March 28, 2011

tassive mits

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.

Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!

by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008

droppin the mits

Gettin in a hockey fight, droppin the gloves and goin bare knuckles with another guy in Hockey. Also referred to as a tiltski.

Dan Cleary was droppin the mits with Chris Pronger untill the ref split them up.

by Tim Hooker February 09, 2008

MIT Hooligan

A person with absolutely no hooligan-ish behavior but poses as begin a hard ass / hooligan.

Just the other day he wore left earpiece in his right ear and right in his left ear. He's a true MIT Hooligan.

by Murguz March 20, 2013

Mit-mot

A derogatory term meaning someone suffering from mental retardation of any degree.

I'm not inviting that mit-mot to come fishing, he'll scare away the fish by singing "The Wheels on The Bus"

by squashednigger August 29, 2011