bingo top

A lady's 'low-cut' top styled/worn in such a way to encourage men to cast their 'eyes down'.

Hang on lads...bingo top approaching, eyes down, look in.

by morphinemitt May 26, 2008

I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.

Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.

Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!

by morphinemitt July 27, 2008

Doris said!

A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.

Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.

What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

nipper!

A double syllable word which when repeated enough times is so addictive it becomes tourette-like.

My nipper! My fucking nipper!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. A girl with a lovely personality. A girl with a face like a chewed-up toffee.

What about that one off Pop Idol? Nah, she's a BOBFOC, definitely a double-bagger!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008