Gorillas in the mist

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.

Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”

by Ploppapotomus December 2, 2018

Piss Mist

The steam/cloud of smoke released when urinating on an open fire. Some may find pleasure in inhaling said fumes.

(At a camp)
Person 1: Hey, let's put out the flames by peeing on them!
Person 2: Great idea! I'll start
(Person 2 begins to urinate on the fire)
Person 2: OH GOD! This Piss Mist is awesome!

by Fucking Batman April 12, 2009

black mist

A person who does not know how to use a razor and as they shave there facial hair they shave their eyebrows off.

Dude in ER: Yo... we got a black mist coming in.
Female Nurse... I'll get some new eyebrows

by 1738SexyBeast15 June 7, 2018

sierra mist

carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.

up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

Douchebags in the mist

Observing the pairing rituals of a group of douchebags in their natural surroundings like Frat Parties or other related testosterone-charged habitats.

Looks like douchebags in the mist over there. Please call campus police, date rape is inevitable.

by condoman September 29, 2008

Fist Mist

A squirting vagina in response to a fist being inserted.

She was pretty calm until I started inserting fingers, eventually resulting in a Fist Mist

by Eric Matthew March 13, 2013

Tallahassee Mist

The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.

Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!

Or

Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.

by Jade Canyon July 11, 2018