minion kink

A kink that involves the minions from the Despicable Me franchise. People with this kink often imagine squeezing the little yellow pilled characters between their toes. It's a real thing that many people are into.

Ari: Oh dude did you see that minion? He looking really fine in those tight ass overalls.
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.

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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."

by Esquigi March 15, 2022

Minion Moment

A minion moment is a moment in time where someone does a rather devious act like the minions from Despicable Me. Said devious act could be as simple as farting or as catastrophic as a suicide bombing, it’s all down to preference of person doing said minion moment.

James: *sharts
Toby: That was a certified Minion Moment
James: *consumes shart

by Bruhaps May 23, 2022

minion memes

the cringe people post on Facebook. they're not even real memes.

I saw some minion memes. I wanna die now

by laith2010YEET May 2, 2021

Minion fetish

You like yellow Twinkies with one eye! not fun at all... Therapy is needed

Sabrina has a minion Fetish

by minionsmuststop October 28, 2021

Minion mom

The type of women who shares minion memes on Facebook. We all know one.

Why did you share that Nancy! You are such a minion mom

by Minion.mom.2000 June 6, 2019

minion gut

When the circumference of your abdomen is that of a circle, closely resembling a little yellow minion

“Girls with minion guts should not wear crop tops.”
“Did you see that chick with a minion gut, that shit was gross”

by NotoriousDP April 30, 2019

Minion dick

A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard

His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick

by Apple monkey October 7, 2015