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Mantoloking

A town where everything is about the ocean, the yacht club, million dollar beachfront palaces, playing tennis, and lots and lots of money.

Mantoloking is Waspy-Preppy-By-The-Sea where the people "summer" and are gorgeous, the homes are gorgeous, the cars are gorgeous, the boats are goregeous and the beaches are gorgeous. Picture Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons or Cape Cod. Mantoloking is America's 15th weathliest town and has been the summer refuge for Katharine Hepburn, Richard Nixon and James Gandolfini. Poor people--fuhgetaboutit!!!

The typical attire is what you would see if Harvard was oceanfront-- polos, madars shorts, khakis, sperry topsiders, loafers, suede flipflops, oxfords,-- Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, and so on.

No Saturday night in the summer is spent anywhere else than at the elitist Mantoloking Yacht Club and typical summer days are spent playing tennis, sunning at the beach, walking the poodle, cruising on sailboats, and taking swims in the ocean or your own private pool.

Waspyness, snootiness, and privilege are the names of game but life here is very relaxed, calm, slow, leisurely and elegant. Who cares about anything when you have a castle in the sand dunes.......
Muffy: Lets go sunning
Chip: No I'm playing tennis right now, then we're going out on the yacht, and then we're going to a five star restaurnt just for lunch and then....

A Typical Day In July if you live in Mantoloking
by The Duke of Mantoloking October 3, 2007
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Mentos

*cue inspirational music*

'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos, the freshmaker!
Fruit Mentos > Mint Mentos
by Saiyara December 29, 2003
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west menlo

City in the 650, in the south/west Bay area (Yay Area) California.
Ey fool where you from
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Whats that
West Menlo is the chillest and krunkest city in the yay area
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Mendoza Line

The point at which a woman's craziness outweighs her level of beauty.

For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.

Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.
George- "Dude, Suzy's all over you tonight. Why are you ignoring her?"

Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."

George- "...mind if I go for it?"
by Paul83 April 4, 2011
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Mendota Heights

One of the richest city’s in Minnesota. The city has a substantially higher income than other suburbs of its size. Much higher income than any of the west suburbs that are big. Residents don’t have a nickname like other suburbs. People that live there think they're better than others by birth in such an expensive and awesome place. The city's high school, Henry Sibley, known as Sibley is incredibly talented at Basketball, Math team, and Debate. It also excels at Tennis. Basically anything rich white kids are good at. It also has one of the best high school science programs in the country. Many houses in Mendota Heights are valued well over a million dollars. It’s awesome! Basically if a person can afford to live there, it gives people an unwritten right that they're better than people in other cities.
Awesome Rich Upscale Mendota Heights
by whitey98 March 11, 2009
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Dorothy Mantooth

a lovely older woman who is also matriarch of the Mantooth clan. A sweet and gentle elderly lady, who's charm is only exceeded by her class. A notorious fan of seafood dinners.
by Screaming Indeceny January 10, 2009
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Mantoe

When a man wears his pants tight and high. This creates his nuts to split in two. Kind of similar to a female's cameltoe.
Our manager, Dennis, wears his Jordache jeans he bought in 1980 on jeans and hawaiian shirt day at work. They are so tight, it appears that his nuts are getting a divorce.
by imbadinnv August 28, 2005
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