Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011
Get the Mansturation mug.A monthly three to five day period when a man seems particularly moody, weak, emotional or indecisive.
Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."
Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."
Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."
by Robert the Great February 4, 2013
Get the manstruating mug.That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.
Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"
by CoDoc June 17, 2014
Get the monstruating mug.The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
Get the manstration marks mug.After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.
by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016
Get the menstrualingus mug.1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
1. (Used when America still owned industry)
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
by skunker09 December 1, 2009
Get the Ass end of a menstruating skunk mug.This would be the male version of menstruation. This word can be used when a man is acting like a vagina, or a d-bag.
Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.
by cRoush May 9, 2008
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