media haze

confusion either induced by the media or from which the media suffers; when the media obfuscates rather than enlightens.

I hope and pray that the American people can cut through the endless media haze and partisan nonsense and finally pick some responsible and intelligent leaders.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2007

Pure Media

Quite possibly the most revolutionary medium of communication you have ever believed to have existed, in this plain of existence or any other. Pure Media takes many forms, and has countless branches, divisions, and collectives under it's dominion. Pure Media is limitless. Pure Media is omnipotent. Pure Media can, and will take the nation by storm. Pure Media wants to be your friend. Pure Media has people everywhere. Pure Media's ultimate aspiration is the completion of a Box Set. In simpler terms, it is the greatest media amalgamation of all time. Pure Media lives on.

Horace: "What is that you're working on so diligently?"
Virgil: "I'm translating Biggie Smalls Juicy into Latin, for the sake of Pure Media."
Horace: "Yeish, of course!"

by lolcat says lol November 30, 2011

Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.

My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.

by TKFromAntioch May 01, 2015

buoyancy media

Buoyancy Media are a creative digital marketing business based in Manchester. Working with numerous company's all of different sizes throughout the UK.

I am going to use Buoyancy Media to advertise my company.
I am looking for a company to be in charge of my SEO, I think I will use Buoyancy Media

by auser123 December 19, 2013

jar media

One of the best yet worst Youtube channels in existence. Containing some of the most memorable yet stupid inside jokes. Members include Alex/IHE, Jim/JimJam/Jamie/Bart Simpson, Ruben/Cholos/Rubano/Roob, Dick/Dick the Head/God, Argy/Argyle/Bimeymoomimey, and James too I guess.

Person 1: New jar media video
Person 2: wow cringe that really wets my pussy
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: IS THERE CREAM ON MARS

by The King Dude April 08, 2017

corporate media

1) What 90% of americans get their 'news' from

2) A sophisticated system of propaganda that pretends it's not

3) A handful of mega-corporations that protect their rich buddies

Fox News is the corporate media wing of the neo-conservative movement.

by nihilix October 03, 2003

lost media

Media such as art, music, movies, etc. that is not readily accessible.

The Moore Murder’s audio tapes are considered lost media; the courts never released it.

by Nemesis T February 26, 2020