yer maw

glaswegian slong for 'your mum'
used for any comeback

1.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maw didny say that

2.
jambo: mate, yer heavy gay
wullie: yer maws heavy gay

3.
jambo: am gonny smash you
wullie: a sha*ged yer maw

by Jonny? March 3, 2008

your maw

glaswegian slang word for your mum.
for example:

"you're a cock sucker."
"so's your maw"

by Keir A Dickson May 17, 2009

gaping maw

A particulary frightening looking vagina.

I was scarred for life when I saw a picture of fat, hairy lady shoving a traffic cone into her gaping maw.

by Arskangel January 2, 2006

Paw Maw

Redneck/hick way of saying pall malls.

Often heard when one is at a party with said people.

Jimmy "Goddamit, I'm outta cigs"

Cool dude makin fun of Jimmy "Awww, lil country boy's outta paw maws."

by Uriaheep08 December 29, 2008

Gemmo's maw

A nasty, foul smelling predator with poor personal hygiene who preys on absolutely anything to accommodate her abnormally high sex drive.

"Aw naw teejay there is Gemmo's maw", "quick Nambus run before Gemmo's maw gets you". Or alternatively, "mehehehe there's Gemmo's maw"

by Mr Delury May 29, 2023

yer maw

used at totally inappropriate times when you cannot think of any other reply or in totally random sentences

1. "You smell!" - "So does yer maw"
2. "Yer maw said no to me last night"

by rhona May 9, 2005

Maw Dicker

A redneck country-music-lovin piece of shit inclined to fucking his own mother.

Cletus is a rednecked country music lovin piece of shit inclined to fuck his mother.

Yep, he's one ugly maw dicker

by mawdicker November 10, 2009