M.A.S.K.

<noun> television;
M.A.S.K. literally 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand' was a cartoon series made in the late 80's - early 90's featuring a team of men led by Matt Trakker utilising masks with special powers and special vehicles against another team of villains known as V.E.N.O.M. It was very successful.

GONZALEZ: "M.A.S.K. was probably one of the best cartoons to ever come from America. It had violence, but no blood. Amazing."

RONALD: "Yeah, they lived in a laser age! They're cool. Cartoons nowadays are shit and boring."

GONZALEZ: "I concur."

by Stuart Fletcher January 11, 2005

M*A*S*H

Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House. A game little kids play that SUPPOSEDLY decides their future. (It's different everytime).

1. My sister is doing that M*A*S*H thing again with her friends.
2. My M*A*S*H says I'm going to marry Josh Hartnett.

by littlekidsaredumb September 16, 2005

M*A*S*H

A game played mostly by school children in which the M*A*S*H master (the one organizing the game) chooses several items to place in different categories from which the player's future will be chosen. The M*A*S*H master then makes ticks on a corner of the paper and the player tells them when to stop. Using the number of ticks, the M*A*S*H master counts through each item in each category and crosses out the item they land on when they reach the number chosen by the player. The last item remaining in that category is the player's destiny. This continues until an item from every category has been chosen. The M*A*S*H master then goes on to follow the same procedure for the lettres M A S and H, meaning mansion, apartment, shack, and house respectively. This is the final piece of the player's future.

M*A*S*H

JOB
toilet scrubber
doctor
rock star
carpenter

HUSBAND/WIFE
Bobby
Janet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Angelina Jolie

PET
cat
dog
snake
llama

etc.

by DeeElle September 26, 2005

M*A*S*H*

a tv show from the seventies about a medical unit in the army during the Korean war. it had its funny moments I suppose

M*A*S*H* was on for 10 years i think

by Pokemonfreak1231 December 5, 2004

Ma Se Kush

a new breed of cannabis strain. Crossing OG Kush x Swazi Gold (Female) strain with Durban Poison(Male )strain. Giving Birth to "Ma Se Kush" strain, fruity citrus with the woody undertones.

The name originating from the fact that Durban Poison as well as Swazi Gold two landraces hailing from Southern Africa..thus "Ma se Kush" a well know Afrikaans slang expression used by the native tongue. Referring to one's mother.

"...and the visitor from Jamaica was in awe with the potency and energy of the Ma Se Kush strain he scored in Durban South Africa. "

by GreenCigarCo July 21, 2019

H.U.M.A.S.

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

by Nco November 15, 2003

M.A.S.

Mammary Alienation Syndrome. Horrible malady afflicting children that have been breastfed by a wet nurse.

Though it seemed like Terets, her child was actually suffering from M.A.S.

by bjacobs27 May 11, 2010