lumberjack

A threesome involving two guys and one girl in a fingercuff position. The two guys must move in sync in such as way as to resemble two lumberjacks sawing down a tree with a bow saw.
Bobby and I lumberjacked that swamp donkey from the bar last night.
by GSS November 16, 2004
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Lumberjack

The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.
I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?
by Petey Flyy April 02, 2007
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Lumberjack

The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.
'That kid is weird, how does he have friends'
'He's a lumberjack'
'Oh that explains it'
by Noet123 March 22, 2014
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Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.
Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.
by theGinganinja41 March 09, 2010
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lumberjacking is a taking a poop. cutting butt logs.
"yo we got to go!"
hang on I am lumberjacking.
by Ryck Dalvengyr August 04, 2014
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The Lumberjack

fisting a girl in the ass and vagina, in a lumberjack sawing motion.
in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting
by candace April 07, 2005
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The lumberjack is a sexual finishing move, wherein a man is having sex with a woman doggie style. When the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. The goal of the Lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling "TIMBER!"
Eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the Lumberjack on Megan and chop that bitch down.
by Bob Iveson November 09, 2006
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