Lumberjack

The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.

I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?

by Petey Flyy April 8, 2007

Lumberjack

The act of being partially mentally and physically messed up, while still having friends and being likable.

'That kid is weird, how does he have friends'
'He's a lumberjack'
'Oh that explains it'

by Noet123 April 28, 2014

Lumberjack

A girl or situation that will quickly reduce an erection to its normal state.

Susan is a total lumberjack.

I was ready to go when my mom walked in. I got lumberjacked.

by theGinganinja41 March 8, 2010

lumberjacking

lumberjacking is a taking a poop. cutting butt logs.

"yo we got to go!"
hang on I am lumberjacking.

by Ryck Dalvengyr August 5, 2014

The Lumberjack

fisting a girl in the ass and vagina, in a lumberjack sawing motion.

in bed.. with a male/ feamle doing the fisting

by candace April 7, 2005

the Lumberjack

The lumberjack is a sexual finishing move, wherein a man is having sex with a woman doggie style. When the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. The goal of the Lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling "TIMBER!"

Eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the Lumberjack on Megan and chop that bitch down.

by Bob Iveson November 10, 2008

lumberjack

One who lays major wood. One who excells in the exquisite art of delivering the wood to females. Skillz would be far superior to those of regular men.

After sex female exclaims: " dam boy... U a lumberjack! I'm gonna go make u a sandwhich!"

by Mossberg July 10, 2006