lqtm

Not well known but it stands for "Lesbians quietly tickling monkeys"

Lqtm is enjoyed by many lesbians

by Rslover92 November 26, 2009

lqtm

an alternate version of typing that you are laughing, such aslol or rofl. Stands for 'laugh quietly to myself'

Guy1: *tells a joke*

Guy2: lqtm

Guy1: wtf does that mean?

by Dhayne December 14, 2007

lqtm

lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol."
A more truthful "lol."

No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol.
It's a filler.
Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.

AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis."
AIMname2: "lqtm."

by Mara Mara January 9, 2008

lqtm

Laughing Quietly To Myself, because no one really laughs out loud.

Sadie:i went to the beach over spring break :)
Alison:which one? Neskowin?
Sadie:ya!! how'd you know?
Alison:because you always wear that neskowin sweatshirt...
Sadie:O! haha, wow...
Alison:lqtm

by ms.laughsalot April 1, 2009

lqtm

Contrary to the popular phrase LOL, this phrase stands for "Laugh Quietly to Myself".

Yeah it was pretty funny lqtm.

by cubbard33 August 29, 2010

lqtms

aol instant messenger/text message abbreviation for "laugh quietly to my self". used instead of lol, meaning "laugh out loud".

-jim: (insert joke here)
-john:lqtms

by b2j August 25, 2008

LQTM

A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.

That is pretty funny loll.
LQTM

by Usul July 11, 2007