The leothong is most ingenious piece of sartorial engineering ever thought up. Masculine, yet intriguing, it is most likely made from spun gold, thus it's luminous shimmer. So outstanding., so extraordinary it is, that it was made for the only person to have been able to pull off such a dynamic and wondrous outfit- the legend Michael Jackson for his Dangerous World Tour.
Like him, the leothong speaks to the masses, yet is beguiling enough to be enjoyed by the intelligentsia. It’s elegantly simple,-yet exquisitely complex, brilliantly incandescent, yet breathtakingly modest (a pair of pants are worn underneath it, thus completing the outfit)
It’s the epitome of sartorial ingenuity, it's sex expressed as clothing, it's the outfit of angels, the fashion of kings.
It’s simply incredible.
Like him, the leothong speaks to the masses, yet is beguiling enough to be enjoyed by the intelligentsia. It’s elegantly simple,-yet exquisitely complex, brilliantly incandescent, yet breathtakingly modest (a pair of pants are worn underneath it, thus completing the outfit)
It’s the epitome of sartorial ingenuity, it's sex expressed as clothing, it's the outfit of angels, the fashion of kings.
It’s simply incredible.
by glassglass November 12, 2009
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The game is based around 3 main stats, Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie. In comparison to game attributes, these three stats are relative to combat, magic, and stealth. Each stat has two classes of each. The "Seal Clubber" and "Turtle Tamer" are the Muscle classes, the "Sauceror" and "Pastamancer" are the Mysticality classes, and the "Disco Bandit" and "Accordian Thief" are the Moxie classes.
Adventures are essentially the limit to the amount of quests you can perform per day. Adventures are gained daily, through eating of foods, and drinking of booze. In addition to the limit of adventures per day, one can reach a limit to food eaten (Virtually "full") and a limit to drinking booze (Where you are "falling-down drunk".
The Kingdom of Loathing is a long time running game, at *about* one and a half years (as of February). The creator is Jick. Jick is one of two administrators for the game, the other being Mr. Skullhead.
The game also has an extensive network of forums and chat rooms. The chat rooms include channels newbie, normal, trade, games, lounge, and villa. All of the channels have moderators. Moderators include Inari, Lacey, Werebear, Vida Londres, Bragi, Elven_Princess, Idiania, Bete Noire, Vultar, Fruity Vuish, Mystical, Arbitrage, Bellytor, Trog Dor, BioHazardMan, TheGreatYak, and NovusOrdoSeclorum.
The game is based around 3 main stats, Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie. In comparison to game attributes, these three stats are relative to combat, magic, and stealth. Each stat has two classes of each. The "Seal Clubber" and "Turtle Tamer" are the Muscle classes, the "Sauceror" and "Pastamancer" are the Mysticality classes, and the "Disco Bandit" and "Accordian Thief" are the Moxie classes.
Adventures are essentially the limit to the amount of quests you can perform per day. Adventures are gained daily, through eating of foods, and drinking of booze. In addition to the limit of adventures per day, one can reach a limit to food eaten (Virtually "full") and a limit to drinking booze (Where you are "falling-down drunk".
The Kingdom of Loathing is a long time running game, at *about* one and a half years (as of February). The creator is Jick. Jick is one of two administrators for the game, the other being Mr. Skullhead.
The game also has an extensive network of forums and chat rooms. The chat rooms include channels newbie, normal, trade, games, lounge, and villa. All of the channels have moderators. Moderators include Inari, Lacey, Werebear, Vida Londres, Bragi, Elven_Princess, Idiania, Bete Noire, Vultar, Fruity Vuish, Mystical, Arbitrage, Bellytor, Trog Dor, BioHazardMan, TheGreatYak, and NovusOrdoSeclorum.
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