The hooker no looker

The hooker no looker is when a guy grabs his digidi dog and holds it than proceeds to look away and nut than starts spraying on that hoe or guy if ur gay like ethan

Yessssssssssssss daddy said seleena hit me with the hooker no looker

by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019

side looker

A creepy person who watches you (and others) from their perepheral vision. Never looking you dead in the eye, just from the side, hence "side looker"

That guy won't look right at me but I can tell he is a side looker because he's peeking out of the corners of his eyes.

by dshella April 27, 2011

Screen Looker

A person who tends to look at other peoples screens in hopes of beating them at any or all first person shooters. He uses the justification that one only plays games to win -- and to achieve this goal it's fine to screen look. A.K.A Brad Baum

Brad Baum, you're such a screen looker. You will leave a hollow life if you continue to do so.

by Humzabin101010101 August 26, 2009

shit-looker

One who is able to look at their own feces in the toilet, but won't look a person in the eye and tell them the truth. Usually applied to politicians.

That lying, beurocratic, shit-looker!

by Unorigional November 14, 2004

Fooker Looker

is someone who looks like fook mi on austin powers.

i look like fook mi on austin powers, therefore im a fooker looker

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

screen looker

A person who looks at other peoples screens in a split screen video game, or just in one word...Mitch!

Fucken Mitch is such a screen looker, he couldn't have known i was right there!

by poppy the mama June 6, 2009

face-looker

Somebody you haven't met that you have a crush on from looking at their face book.

I thought Taylor was a real face-looker then i met her and i found out she was a real freak.

by firelonako2 September 20, 2009