longalong

A common spanish last name, given to families who care a lot about their loved ones like their girlfriends, wives etc.

You'll be heaps lucky if you were to meet one, or even more if you were with one.

Woman 1: Do you know _____ Longalong?
Woman 2: Yeah, he's awesome!
Woman 1: I wish i knew him so he can spoil me.

by BioCaution July 6, 2011

Longtard

A tall person who is extremely uncoordinated

Tom: *Throws ball to Mitch*

Mitch: *Drops an easy catch*

Tom: Wow Mitch you're such a longtard

by Flagellah May 29, 2013

Longadong

When something is an extreme effort.

Waiting to return home from Germany is longadong.

by Mezzaj March 30, 2017

Longya

Longya is used for a word of a dad like friend. They seem innocent but in the inside are just desperate for sex, or has toys for themselves

"Is that guy a Longya?"

by Grazure December 31, 2017

longaniza

A Big Shlong

"Martinez REALLY has that LONGANIZA"

by Mookaholic April 2, 2019

longpaste

the opposite to a short cut.
often when you go the wrong way, get lost, or miss an exit.

you are adding unnecessary length of travel to the route towards your proposed destination location.

Sarah missed the exit, i guess we are taking a longpaste
I should of turned left, now it is a longpaste

by Bobsays March 9, 2023

Lisa longarm

Someone who has extra long limbs. Perfect for taking selfies.

I’m so happy you’re a Lisa longarm. Our selfie was doooope.

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019