by NinjaGuerra December 9, 2009
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lombard kid: "hey i'm from lombard"
villa park kid: "holy shit you're from lombard? i've been with soo many ladies but none of the classy girls from lombard-- they're WAY outta my league"
villa park kid: "holy shit you're from lombard? i've been with soo many ladies but none of the classy girls from lombard-- they're WAY outta my league"
by chloe o'brien September 23, 2009
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Get the lober mug.A high school located in Anaheim, CA it was in point in time considered a very good high school, although it has lost it's quality and reputation over the years. Home to the Saxons, it has many notable alumni including Gwen Stefani and Jeff Buckley. The school tends to have a wide variety of students, although it is now predominantly Mexican. Unfortunately it's faculty and administration have gone down to the shithole.
"So dude where do you go to school?"
"Loara High School..."
"Oh I'm so sorry... Well, at least you don't go to Anaheim"
"Loara High School..."
"Oh I'm so sorry... Well, at least you don't go to Anaheim"
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