Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )

We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!

by RobotScientist June 27, 2022

lithuanian.monk

Lithuanian.monk is a gorilla tag(vr headset game) content creator on tiktok.
He is very rasist

Do you know lithuanian.monk? Yes i do.

by Master_of_gtag December 13, 2022

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

Lithuanian Lock Pick

When multiple people are chained together with a rusty lock and the only way to unlock the lock is using ejaculate to lube up the lock

I had a Lithuanian lock pick with 5 people last night

by Jonnywoinkuz February 14, 2024

Lithuanian roulette

Just like Russian roulette but with a ak-47.

Lithuanian roulette

by HitlerNiggerJewShit April 6, 2024

Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1

the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world

by tacklezzz January 25, 2025

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025