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tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.
*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*
by TurnM3Up December 21, 2020
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someone that has soft hands and doesnt wash their hands in cement
That guy grew up in the city, he's probably a liberal sissy.
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Joe many liberals

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™
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Doki Doki Literature Club

A cute visual novel game! Where you meet Sayori, A Bundle of Sunshine, Natsuki who is cute on the outside, Yuri, a Maiden of Mystery and The club president Monika.

Don't leave Sayori hanging during Act 1. p ͎̬̱̹̲͇͇̯̈́̌̐͑͋̒̊͜l ̠͛̎̔̅̇̍̓̾͠͝͝e̶̢̡̛̖͉͚̖̼̐̓̎̉́̈́̕͘͝a ̰͍̲̣͛̇̉̚͠s̵̨̼̼̲̆̉͊̓̏͌͘͠ȩ̶̭̞̫̻̇͐.̶̛̛̝̬̜̠͕͙̦̠̝̝͑̏̌̂

Yuri is a cut above the rest.

Natsuki is trying her best to beat her competition.

It would be a shame if it was you and J̶̡̗̤̽͛͗͝ͅu ̯̈́̂̎̚̚S ̲̼̮̻͌͑̈́̊t̶̪̍̀̽̋͠ ̵̲̕M̶̯̳̼̳̳͈͊̽o̶̤̟̾̂̀͘͘̕ṇ̵͔͓̎̍Į̶̢̝͓̦̖̍͠k ̓̑̆̆͋ͅȀ̵̡͈̝̗̘̐̃́̽̕.̴̞̼̬̥͂̑͝

Seriously, DDLC is a game of suicide, Self-harm, Stalking, Manipulation. The novel acts like it's a nice game, But when it comes to Act 2, Act 3 And Act 4, the game starts to act more terrifying and the music will distort or go off tune, except for the piano, Huh... Who else is related to painos...
"Hey Mason, Have you heard about Doki Doki Literature Club?"
"No, what is that?"
"A Cute visual novel game where you make poems for the girls."
"seems cool, I'll check it out."

Monika's writing tip of the day
Monika: "Heres Monika's writing tip of the day! Sometimes you'll find yourself facing a difficult decision...when that happens, don't forget to save your game! You never know when...um... Can you hear me? Tell me you can hear me. Anything. "P ͇͙̗̟͆l̴͙͎͇̍̾̕e ̢̨̳̒̽̀̚a ̛͎̗s̵̞̤̼̍͊̎ȩ̴̰͒͘ ̺̲͖̄͛h̵̹̤̪͐̃̚ẽ̵̞̜l̴̢̺͂p ̖͊̿̃̓ ̠͗͛̈́m̵̙͎͈̻̒͊̋e̵̲̦͗͆̎̕"...That's my advice for today! Thanks for listening~"
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literallypadfoot

literallypadfoot is a wonderful tiktoker and i am very proud to be their mutual. she makes very funny tiktoks and is obsessed with fictional dead gay furries who did magic in the 70s.
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When a person sees a "sigma" character and embraces their personality to the point that they think they are literally them
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A trap made for catching male liberals on Twitter, usually child predators, pedophiles and other sorts of degenerates. The contraption is made of a child doll resembling a loli.
"We caught another liberal yesterday with my enhanced liberal trap. I think I should patent it!"
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