A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.
Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"
William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"
Dan: "No I-"
William: "We fook all the time baby!"
William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"
Dan: "No I-"
William: "We fook all the time baby!"
by LocAsian November 2, 2011
Get the Listen Woolmug. Rather than movie WATCHING, movie listening occurs when two people have become distracted by each other during the movie and start making out, leaving them only the ability to hear the movie instead of see it.
guy 1: so was the movie you watched with that girl any good?
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.
by movielistener November 14, 2010
Get the movie listeningmug. Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
by catpiss69 November 24, 2021
Get the mitski listenermug. To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.
by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009
Get the Listen to Janmug. I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.
Kiss me!
Kiss me!
Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."
Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking
Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking
by lastword1 April 13, 2008
Get the I'm not listeningmug. v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.
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The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
by gnostic3 June 14, 2020
Get the listen Lindamug. That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
Get the active listeningmug.