People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013
Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012
Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
by catpiss69 November 24, 2021
To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.
by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009
I am so attracted to you right at this moment, that I am totally unaware of what you are saying, because all I can think of is kissing you, so let's go.
Kiss me!
Kiss me!
Boy "I have to go to the bank, I am rearranging my accounts, then I need to take my car for a tune up, then........."
Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking
Adoring girl.......interrupts with "I'm not listening"
she clearly has something else in mind....stop talking
by lastword1 April 13, 2008
v. phrase Expression used to convey that someone is being overly wordy or attempting to explain or ignore the obvious.
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The bullet has caused torrential bleeding from the hepatic artery. We will need to turn on the large-bore suction and clamp the damaged vessel above and below the hole and then ...
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
Listen Linda. You do what you want. I am just going to squeeze this large pulsing thing firmly in my fingers.
That's what she said.
by gnostic3 June 14, 2020
That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017