Ling

"yo, I need to smoke a ling!"
by Nora Jane March 27, 2007
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Ling Ling

The hottest Asian lacrosse player ever. He’s a living legend
Ling ling is so hot and such a laxer. He is the legend that has more clout than you
by Watthewmright October 30, 2017
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Ling Ling

Asian girl who hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram on March 30th, 2016. Changed the profile name to "Lucu2016", deleted all of Kevin Hart's South Africa trip photos, and posted couple selfies and screenshots to promote other accounts.
- Yo dude, Ling Ling hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram
- Guess Asians aren't just good at math huh
by some_asian_guy March 30, 2016
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(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.
After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.
by your mom February 12, 2005
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jess wants to fuck that ling
by joanna cassidy May 25, 2005
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A short for Swiss high-end luxury watch maker Breitling.
I didn't know John's got himself a Ling!
by dilijasi January 14, 2008
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verb; to ling, noun; the act of stealing from the mall.
past tense: lung
origin; Sandy Valley region of Northeast Ohio
No way, i lung a hat today. Can you ling me a belt?
by Paul_Blart September 30, 2010
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