ling

penis (big or small).

In India, "ling" means penis (big or small).

by Akansha May 31, 2007

Ling Ling Wannabe

People who strive to be as amazing as Ling Ling, who practices 40 hours a day.

I am a Ling Ling wannabe but have yet to practice 40 hours a day.

by jfalkdjflaskdjflk September 19, 2020

Ling Ling

The hottest Asian lacrosse player ever. He’s a living legend

Ling ling is so hot and such a laxer. He is the legend that has more clout than you

by Watthewmright October 29, 2017

Ling Ling

Asian girl who hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram on March 30th, 2016. Changed the profile name to "Lucu2016", deleted all of Kevin Hart's South Africa trip photos, and posted couple selfies and screenshots to promote other accounts.

- Yo dude, Ling Ling hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram
- Guess Asians aren't just good at math huh

by some_asian_guy July 2, 2016

ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

ling

someone who is oriental looking

jess wants to fuck that ling

by joanna cassidy May 28, 2005

ling

A short for Swiss high-end luxury watch maker Breitling.

I didn't know John's got himself a Ling!

by dilijasi January 16, 2008